it is (and i am literally will graham at this point)
|—||me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via spockular)|
fuck fuck I love this song
this is the reversed part of the original played forward
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”