sridevi:

yall on here: kljfhlskdjghslkjg us gays are useless! lol we cant do anything right ugdigxixhlcohc cant cook, cant drive, cant read, CANT count. we just out here being big gay disasters! asdfghjgfdkjfk we’re all just a bunch of big clueless dumbasses :) <3

me: 

enjolred:

some of you have never suffered through Victor Hugo’s endless rants about the Parisian sewer system, 19th-century french priesthood, and the Battle of Waterloo and it shows

bigmysteriousmoon:

bingimages:

i don’t watch buzzfeed unsolved but that dude who keeps making fun of the demons or whatever has big about-to-get-possessed energy

one of these days a demon is gonna yank the spine out of his mouth like a ripcord

iskinaary:

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

king:

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears

lesbeet:

i hope all lesbians and bi women get to kiss a girl this year

airinn:

I downloaded cookie wars just so i could be reunited with cinnamon cookie again (yea im…still drawing cookies…) 

(also on my twitter here~!)

to celebrate the fact cinnamon cookie is finally in ovenbreak look at this pic i did months ago

babashookbitch:

invadergar:

katamari damacy reroll (2018)

ohcorny:

So I’ve been working on a short romance story for the holiday over the last couple weeks, and it’s now available on Gumroad for $5! 

First-mate Philip Todd of the smuggler ship Tybaltine has nursed an unrequited attraction to Captain Oliver Bullock from the day they met three years ago. He’s long given up on getting what he wished for, but this Forde’s Night the captain has a surprise for him, and more to unwrap than a few presents.

A romantic and erotic short story, intended for adult audiences.

15k words, 32 pages, plus 8 extra pages of adult sketch content. Comes in DRM free PDF and EPUB formats.

You can read the first page on gumroad!