People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)


tagged: +FAVOURITE 

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”





roboticdreams:

some cute GLaDOS quotes because i can think of nothing more important

tagged: +audio  +portal  +robot wife 

squirllysquid:

Finishing multiple art projects in one night like

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princelypaws:

i hate to do this, but the situation my family is in right now is pretty bad. we’re teetering on the edge of homelessness and need some help.

as some of you know, we moved from utah back to washington and are staying with family. but recently tensions have been high, and i’m not sure how much longer we can stay here. we’re looking at rentals and might have found a place, but everything is still pretty up in the air. my dad doesn’t make a lot, and while my mom has a job lined up, the hiring process is taking a long time and we can’t be sure of when she’ll begin getting paid. whether it be for rent, deposit, food, or other moving expenses, the money from this fundraiser would be a huge help to my family.

even if you cant donate, signal boosts are appreciated :^)

tagged: +signal boost  +! 
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me to all my friends w/ dogs  (via babyferaligator) ←

altarandhour:

dear time magazine, please do not call millennials the “selfie generation.” we are the meme generation and i will not stand for being mischaracterized like this